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seasidehearts:

larxenesomebody:

seasidehearts:

that looks fake and/or painful lolll

thinks regular sized penises are better not that it matters since I probably won’t be going near any after march but oh well. And I’ve only had sex with one person soooo guess my opinion could be wrong.

-is an innocent child who has never seen a real life penis before and only drawings- “o.O Are they really that big?” I can’t not pull a disgusted face. It’s like an automatic reaction……

Not normally… 6-7 inches is normal and that’s like 10 and thick o_o. And that’s worth a disgusted face in my opinion lol. I honestly think it’s some sort of sex toy shoved down his underwear. Plus I’m really suprised his boxers can stretch that far without breaking/being highly uncomfortable and constricting blood flow. AND when a guy is normally erect, the penis is naturally supposed to point upwards so technically he’s yanking it down in the other direction which should also be highly uncomfortable.

lol suddenly penis expert

ew nasty but I just have to say it looks exactly like a banana from where the lines are lol

(Source: damnhot)